Legends & lifers
They've got experience. You've got to see them.
The Monkees - Way to pick a mammal with a long lifespan, fellas! We'll never know how you you would have lasted as "The Goldfish".
Paul McCartney - "Come on baby drive my car?" We get it, Paul, at your age you probably don't have great night vision.
Steely Dan - We all know "metal lives!" but apparently, so does steel. Ho ho ho. Bad joke, whatever.
We wonder if it's technically okay for Ozzy to call himself the Lord of Darkness when he's in bed by five o'clock every day.
The Beach Boys - Insert joke about wearing sunscreen here
Rush - Remember, Rush might seem old, but they're Canadian, and in Canada they use the Metric System. That's how it works, right?
Journey - Look, Journey, consider how long you've been around. Enough time has passed that people can stop believing if they want to.
Peter Frampton - Frampton Comes Alive! No, not the album, we're just excited he's lived to make his next gig.
Willie Nelson - Yes, we know Willie Nelson looks well preserved, but remember, so do most smoked meats.
Heart - Yes, it's still "Heart," they haven't yet hit the point where they'll be forced to swtich to "Pacemaker."
Fleetwood Mac - Time makes you bolder, children get older and yet those damn kids STILL won't stay off your front lawn
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